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Making Own Snow in Switzerland

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Missing You#4

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

Ski Holidays.

'With a 5-day week, I played some golf. With a 4-day week, I did a little fishing. With a 3-day week I tried skiing. Folks, I don't have enough energy for a 2-day week.'

"A little fatherly advice: never try anything for the first time."

Ski Slopes: Suicide Run

Anti-lockdown country Switzerland

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

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Skier and his dog.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Snowman ice fishing.

Clown Skis.

How to fight a vampire snowman

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Travel looks strong!

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.