Skiing Lover Gifts

'On the other hand, it's quiet and peaceful in the summer.'

'This is my granddad, the oldest geezer on the ski circuit.'

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Ski lift mobile

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skier and his dog.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Snowman ice fishing.

Clown Skis.

How to fight a vampire snowman

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'It is too snowing!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skiing at Sea

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."