Skiing Lover Gifts

'On the other hand, it's quiet and peaceful in the summer.'

'This is my granddad, the oldest geezer on the ski circuit.'

In the year 2035, a pair of iPhone 25s often doubled as a pair of skies.

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

Frosting the Snowman

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Ski lift mobile

Skier and his dog.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Snowman ice fishing.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

How to fight a vampire snowman

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Travel looks strong!

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'