Comedic Skiing Lover Gifts

'You sure you've done this before?'

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Skier and his dog.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Skier.

Man chases after his skis.

Ski Holidays.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Bigfoot on skis...

Man skis through Tree.

Skis with stabilisers.

Cow using udders as skis.

Snow seat on skis.

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

"Would you say two skis or four?"

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

The evolution of triathletes.

Artificial Ski-Slope: Closed due to snow.

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

The Club Singles Duel.

Skier.

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

Making Own Snow in Switzerland