Fun-loving Skier Gifts

Skier and his dog.

"I've never skied paper before."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It is too snowing!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Ski lift.

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Skier.

Ski Holidays.

Man chases after his skis.

Ski-ball.

Evolved to Ski.

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing