Fun-loving Skier Gifts

Skier and his dog.

"I've never skied paper before."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

Travel looks strong!

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Little girl skiing.

Ski Holidays.

Piste-side Hotel

Ski lift.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Skier.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Man chases after his skis.

Evolved to Ski.

Ski-ball.

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Balloon ski lift