Biker Buddies Gifts

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'They are interested! See them looking at our reflections in that shop window?'

Bikers; Cat and Mouse hang on for dear life.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Dairy Devil

Animal Band.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Old School Mustaches

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Flower power.

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Biker family

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

The not so easy rider...

Sons Of Recumbency

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Motorcycle Faith Healer

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

Whale on a motorbike

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'