Biker Lover Gifts

Whale on a motorbike

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Cat and Dog Bike

Dairy Devil

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Chris Froome

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Baby in Bike Basket

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"You had me at hell."

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Green Bike

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Uneasy Rider

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Previously on..."

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Man on motorbike.

Cyclist

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'