Biker Spirit Lover Gifts

Dairy Devil

I like the Jets...I guess

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Bicycle sat nav.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

Cat and Dog Bike

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Chris Froome

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Baby in Bike Basket

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Green Bike

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Rugby Mad.

Dog Teenagers

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Cyclist

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."