Biker Buffs Gifts

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"You had me at hell."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Uneasy Rider

'It's just what I always wanted!'

Old School Mustaches

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'How can I put this....?'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

Car on bike.