Bicycle Buff Gifts

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

Car on bike.

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'How can I put this....?'

'I've pumped them up to meet Government inflatory targets.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Chris Froome

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Superman Going On Vacation.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Santa Harley

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!