Bicycle Buff Pillows

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

Car on bike.

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'How can I put this....?'

'I've pumped them up to meet Government inflatory targets.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Altar Ego

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Stop Global Warming

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."