Bike Project Buff Pillows

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'How can I put this....?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Car on bike.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

Jacques Anquetil

Motorbiker.

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"My dog chases anything on a bike. . ."

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Men riding a penny farting.

Swine Flew.

'I've pumped them up to meet Government inflatory targets.'

Covid Cycle

Getting older.

Father's Day

'What flock of birds, Henry'

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."