Bike Repair Buff Pillows

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Drool Marks

You had me at vintage.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'It's just what I always wanted!'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'How can I put this....?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Car on bike.

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Jacques Anquetil

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

The Mechanic

"Sounds like the problem is in the fan belt."

Wheelies Gang.

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Swine Flew.