Biking Buff Pillows

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Information Super Highway. Speed Limit, 5,000,000,000 bytes per second. Enforced by radar.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Weight Gain Denial

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Content Creator

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Stork doing weight training.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Motor-blender.

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."