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"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Information Super Highway. Speed Limit, 5,000,000,000 bytes per second. Enforced by radar.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Weight Gain Denial

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'It's just what I always wanted!'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Stork doing weight training.

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Motor-blender.

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'