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Lift on the Tandem.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Jacques Anquetil

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

You had me at vintage.

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Baby in Bike Basket

Altar Ego

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Santa Harley

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'