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Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

"We could be lost and not even know it."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Bike Rides

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Flower power.

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'How can I put this....?'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Car on bike.

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'

Tandem

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

Tandem with TV on the back.