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'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

Old School Mustaches

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'How can I put this....?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Car on bike.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."