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'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Uneasy Rider

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'How can I put this....?'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Car on bike.

Waco violence

Sons Of Recumbency

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."