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Waco violence

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

At the Old Bikers' Home

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

The not so easy rider...

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

Sons Of Recumbency

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Whale on a motorbike

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

Teasing Hell's Angels