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'Just ignore him, Sylvia!'

A right to bare arms.

'He was a rebel to the end.'

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

Uneasy Rider

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Stop Global Warming