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'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Altar Ego

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.