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'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bradley Wiggins

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Altar Ego

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Uneasy Rider

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Santa Harley

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'