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'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mr Metrosexual.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Tres chic

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

HEY!

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

The headless moped driver

Biking Granny.

Waco violence

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.