Biker Chic Fan Mugs

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mr Metrosexual.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Tres chic

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

The evolution of triathletes.

Biking Granny.

HEY!

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

Waco violence

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

The headless moped driver

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'