Biker Fashionista Mugs

'Are you nuts wearing a tutu?! You know that's Gordon's signature look!'

"I like you in a tie."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Does flannel go with camo?"

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"It cuts air resistance."

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Biking Granny.

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Kink

Wrapping up trees.

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

Bikini Between Buildings

Ladies in Lycra

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

Tennis Fan

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

Tennis

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars