Biker Fashionista Gifts

'Are you nuts wearing a tutu?! You know that's Gordon's signature look!'

"I like you in a tie."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

Biking Granny.

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"It cuts air resistance."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

Bikini Between Buildings

Ladies in Lycra

Kink

Wrapping up trees.

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

Tennis

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

I'm delivering invitations in a carriage. A French chef is creating dinner. Daddy bought me a $3,000 dress and a car�What is that tripe? "My Super Sweet 16." What are you getting me for my 16th, Nana? A rare and precious gift. The word "no." The favorite word of babies and old people.

Tennis Fan