Bike Fashionista Gifts

Y'know, somedays I feel like going dor a bike ride, but I don't have any clothes that look stupid enough.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Mod Kwan Doh

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Urban Life.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

Two Disco Divas.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

"It cuts air resistance."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'That's my jogging suit.'

Work out with a cocktail

Bikini Between Buildings

Ladies in Lycra

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

Kink