Bike Fashionista Pillows

Y'know, somedays I feel like going dor a bike ride, but I don't have any clothes that look stupid enough.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mod Kwan Doh

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Urban Life.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

The circular nature of running wear.

Two Disco Divas.

"It cuts air resistance."

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Work out with a cocktail

Bikini Between Buildings

'That's my jogging suit.'

Kink

Ladies in Lycra

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."