Motorcycle Fashionista Gifts

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

Going on a fox hunt.

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Born to be Wild

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

'He loves hearing me scream.'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"