Motorcycle Fashionista Prints

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Going on a fox hunt.

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

'He loves hearing me scream.'

Born to be Wild

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"