Car Fashionistas Prints

Fins are back!

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Too dressy?'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Tank color choices.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

George Best

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Do-over

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Bathing suit.

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'I want nice man-bag.'

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony