Style-savvy Motorbiker Gifts

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

Biker Lawn Mower

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

Man on motorbike.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.