Biker Chic Mugs

Biking Granny.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Scientists are sexy

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Biker chopper shopper

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Absurd motorbike

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Bad Hare Day

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"