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With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

The Digital Family

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Binary Man

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Essex computer.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Funny math t-shirts

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

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