Geeky Retro Fan T-Shirts

Sony Dorkman

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cord cutter

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Drive in movies.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Early Laptops.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

The Four Tops in Concert

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'