Geeky Retro Fan Gifts

Sony Dorkman

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Cord cutter

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Liam Gallagher.

"Do you do much walking?"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Early Laptops.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Before Cordless Light Sabers

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Four Tops in Concert

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'