Retro Internet Fan Gifts

'If you have any complaints, can you come to me first before you post them on myspace.com?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Cord cutter

Before the Internet

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'Early Laptops.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'