Vintage Internet Enthusiast Gifts

'I dare you to ask Jeeves about the birds and the bees!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Early Programmers.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

The Final Chapter.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'Try his land line.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

He still refuses to upgrade.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'