Retro Internet Lover Gifts

You never poke me anymore...

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The original paperless office

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Early on-line shopping

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Colonial Larrysburg.

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'Early Laptops.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.