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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Early on-line shopping

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Colonial Larrysburg.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Early Laptops.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."