Retro Internet Enthusiast T-Shirts

Astronaut at computer Myspace.

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me.'

'Two weeks to live? That can't be right -- I have 500 free hours from AOL!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Diner.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Likes: $2.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Computer Class.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Early on-line shopping

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer