Retro Internet Enthusiast Pillows

Astronaut at computer Myspace.

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me.'

'Two weeks to live? That can't be right -- I have 500 free hours from AOL!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Early on-line shopping

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism