Retro Tech Enthusiast Pillows

Nursing Notes before the computer.

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

"We keep Frank around, because if there's a power failure he's the only one who can do anything."

Abacus sales - 'I'll order 5000 in case we get hit by the millenium bug,'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks.

"Your medicine's in the bag and the side effects are on the CD-ROM

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Life in Garret 1987

Superduper.

"My email is down, so if you need to communicate with me, use this."

"I like it. What would you use it for?"

Early Computer Hackers.

"Grandpa's old school. He likes his cell phones and insulin pumps BIG!"

'Since we switched back to dial up, office productivity has increased. I think the staff grew impatient with the slow internet connections and stopped using the computers for personal use.'

"I just invented the blog!"

Old man reads sign that says 'DVD CD MP3 etc'. He says: 'Fascinating - I used to work on codes myself, during the war.'

'I don't know what you should wear tonight and no - I won't ask the computer!'

"Oh, Granddad's home movies are pretty boring, but the crazy machine he uses is awesome!"

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

Al's Computer Salvage.

Ancient Artifacts

"Why don't you use this content management system?"

"This is Harold Nordley speaking..."

'It sendeth, but receiveth not.'

"Beats me. . . I'll take a photo and we'll ask Gran."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Fax toilet paper.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."