Vintage Computer Enthusiast Gifts

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

"No, it's not a sinkhole. My old computer tower was so big and heavy, I dropped it."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early Programmers.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'Early Laptops.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Try his land line.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Redundant Technology.

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'