Vintage Computers Gifts

"32 bit, 15.6672 MHz, three NuBus expansion slots, offer them $5"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Plug in Point.

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early Programmers.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'Early Laptops.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Final Chapter.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Redundant Technology.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'