Vintage Computer Enthusiasts Gifts

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Early Programmers.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'Early Laptops.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Computer Sale.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

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