Vintage Computer Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early Programmers.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Early Laptops.'

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

Redundant Technology.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!