Vintage Computer Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

"No, it's not a sinkhole. My old computer tower was so big and heavy, I dropped it."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early Programmers.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Early Laptops.'

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Try his land line.'

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Redundant Technology.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'