Vintage Computer Lover Gifts

'My computer is so old it's voice changed.'

Early Programmers.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"This job requires the skill to work under extreme conditions. To test you, you'll b using a 20 year old computer. Not many pass this test."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'Early Laptops.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Redundant Technology.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'