Computer Nostalgia Lover Gifts

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Early Programmers.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old and new technologies

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Computer Sale.

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

'Sounds good! -- Have your beeper beep my beeper!'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor